Art Ludique Museum – I think it’s gone now, but there was a DC Comics exhibit in the Art Ludique Museum that was pretty fascinating.
Disneyland Paris – Despite the bizarre absence of churros (and generally uninspired food choices), Disneyland Paris is a lot of fun.
Eiffel Tower – What, are you going to visit Paris and not go to the Eiffel Tower? Get out of here. My suggestion: assuming you have the stamina, take the stairs instead of the elevator. It’s cheaper, the line is shorter, and it’s a much more memorable experience.
The Louvre – Its most famous occupant, the Mona Lisa, is a crowded let-down, but the rest of the museum is spectacular.
Berthillon – Mind-blowingly good ice cream. Crazy good. Ridiculously good. Don’t miss it.
Croissants – I rounded up nine croissants I ate in Paris, and then named my favourite.
Ham baguettes and crepes – Sometimes the simplest things are the best.
McDonald’s – Quite possibly the most boring McDonald’s menu of anywhere I’ve been.
Au Pied du Cochon – I didn’t think it was possible, but the French onion soup here might have been too cheesy.
Le Relais de l’Entrecote – This place serves steak frites, steak frites, and steak frites. If you want something other than steak and french fries? Go somewhere else. There isn’t even a menu — the only questions are what you want to drink, and how you want your steak cooked.