Wow! Momo doesn’t quite fit in with the other American-inspired fast food joints I’ve written about so far — but it turns out that finding local fast food chains in India isn’t all that easy.  All of the ones that seemed promising turned out to be from other countries — mostly the UAE.

Wow! Momo is close enough.  Though they mostly specialize in momos (which are Tibetan-style dumplings), the menu has at least a couple of burgers.

Fast Food Around the World: Wow! Momo in India

I ordered the Wow! Super Meal, which comes with four steamed momos, a Tibetan noodle soup called thukpa, a “Moburg,” and a Pepsi.

The momos were pretty grim.  They looked sad, and they tasted even sadder.  Featuring a chicken filling, they were doughy and mushy, with a mostly bland but also vaguely unpleasant flavour.

Fast Food Around the World: Wow! Momo in India

Two dips come on the side — a red one, which is sweet and slightly spicy, and a green one, which is bitter and bland.  The momos needed a whole lot of the red sauce to be even vaguely edible.

How bad were they?  I’ve eaten a lot of street food from sketchy carts while in India, and this was the first time I worried about food poisoning.  And — maybe coincidentally, maybe not — the next day I woke up feeling queasy, which was the only time that happened to me in India.

Fast Food Around the World: Wow! Momo in India

The thukpa wasn’t much better.  It was incredibly bland, with iffy pieces of chicken and ultra-soggy noodles.

Fast Food Around the World: Wow! Momo in India

The burger, oddly enough, was the highlight (though it consisted of two momos on a bun, so calling it a burger might be a stretch).  The momos were fried, which gave them some much-needed texture, and the zippy yogurt sauce was actually quite tasty.

Location: Food Court, 3rd Floor, Lulu Mall, National Highway 47, Edappally Junction, Nethaji Nagar, Edappally, Ernakulam, Kerala 682024

How to find it: It’s in the food court of the Lulu Mall.

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